Getting to know you…

Tomax Blade #66.6
Hell Marys

25 Fun Facts About Tomax:

1. Mashed potatos can be your friends.
2. I don’t care if you’re full, just eat it.
3. I lost on Jeopardy.
4. I can hear your heartbeat.
5. I want a new duck. A mallard, I think.
6. I think I’m a clone now; there’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around.
7. I just can’t get it through my skull, it’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss.
8. I’ll polka your eyes out.
9. When I was your age, there were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box. All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks. Every night for dinner, we had a big ol’ chunk of dirt. If we were really good, we didn’t get dessert.
10. I was only kidding.
11. I sued Delta Airlines ’cause they sold me a ticket to┬áNew Jersey. I went there, and it sucked!
12. I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen.
13. I’ve churned butter once or twice.
14. I’m callin’ in sick today.
15. I don’t know too many females who make a habit of biting their toenails.
16. All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong.
17. I don’t wear Doc Martens, and I don’t wear flannel, and I don’t boycott the music video channel.
18. I never feed trolls, and I don’t read spam.
19. Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner, and he told me I should buy another case.
20. My Myspace page is all totally pimped out.
21. I’m fluent in java script, as well as Klingon.
22. If I ever meet you, I’ll control-alt-delete you!
23. All my action figures are cherry.
24. Sometimes I drool, and usually I stare.
25. I’m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre.


  1. steven
    Posted June 21, 2011 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    I think I’m in love. LOL !!

  2. Derringer
    Posted June 21, 2011 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    You forgot to say that you are secretly a HELLUVA FAST SKATER but never let people know it.

    Miss you!!!

  3. Belle Starr
    Posted June 22, 2011 at 12:53 pm | Permalink

    Ha! Of course you’d reference Weird Al.

  4. Broken-Bree
    Posted August 1, 2011 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    wanna say thanx to Tomax for finally turnin my hubby plaid!!!! you rule!!!

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