Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
25 Fun Facts About Nae:
1. I wear a hole in my shirts with my belly button ring
2. My dog is named Yogurt, but it’s not the edible kind.
3. My superhuman power is being collapsible and strangely double jointed when I sleep (in spaces smaller than you would think humanly possible).
4. I only missed 2 days of school from kindergarten through 12th grade.
5. I make more funny faces when I skate than anyone else I know. You should go through and pick them out, HILARITY.
6. Although I know I look like just a jock I am a science nerd too
7. Team Edward
8. I drink enough water to be in the ocean but somehow retain it without bursting.
9. I don’t drink coffee after 11am.
10. I spent several years of my childhood playing in cotton seed and climbing on hay bales.
11. Pyromania runs in my family, burn baby burn.
12. I used to talk to my feet when I started derby, cause they weren’t listening when I told them what to do. They listen better now
13. I love taking my dogs to the greenbelt and letting them run around.
14. I won’t drink tap water unless it’s got a crap ton of ice in it, just enough liquid to not be a solid block of ice.
15. Even though I have delivered pizza for 10 years I am still not tired of it and even eat it on occasion.
16. My hip bones are like those cool tire slashers on Roman Chariots, when I block they can cut a b!tch.
17. I would much rather be sleeping than anything else and snoozing is my Olympic Sport of choice.
18. I am a coffee snob, not just any old brew will do.
19. I sniff everything even if it’s not something I am going to eat, it’s just a rule sniff it as part of inspection.
20. I am like a human albatross, you should check out my wingspan.
21. My toes are as useful to me as my fingers, I often picks things up with them.
22. I go to arts and crafts parties with my friends, but I really only do it for the company and awesome cheese.
23. My favorite color is blue. Second best is purple (shush don’t tell the Hustlers).
24. Willy Wonka is my favorite movie.
25. I have arnica in multiple forms; trust me, once you join derby you will NEED it.