Voodoo Doll #29
Hotrod Honeys

25 Fun Facts About Voodoo:

1. I swear constantly but my Southern upbringing makes me hate bad manners. It makes me psychotic when people burp in my presence. It almost makes me drop my lace doily and spit out my Mint Julep. In fact, it gives me the f***ing vapors.
2. My favorite color is lime green.
3. My abdominal region is known as “The Bituation” and “THIS IS SPARTA.”
4. I can dance Salsa, Meringue or Cumbia, but that’s about it.
5. First concert: Butthole Surfers at the Ritz in 1986.
6. I am the product of a caustic-witted loner with a white-fro crossed with an athletic blonde beauty queen. How they got together is God’s own mystery.
7. I spent much of the 90′s travelling through Latin America. I speak some Spanish.
8. I’ve had insomnia my entire life.
9. Jammers tell me that when I come after them they feel like they’re being attacked by a giant spider.
10. I think Tea Parties are for little girls with imaginary friends.
11. Two most humbling experiences: #1. Giving birth without pain meds. #2. Coming back to derby after a 3 year hiatus. All the rules had changed and I had to relearn everything from people I remember as rookies. Oh the pain!
12. When I was in 3rd grade my teacher told my parents she was concerned about my dark sense of humor.
13. I became a jock at age 30. I’m a firm believer in power lifting.
14. I used to love hearing “Let’s Have a War” by Fear at the beginning of each bout. I don’t know why they don’t play that song anymore.
15. I like being in front of a crowd but I do find public speaking horrifying.
16. If I don’t eat every two hours I turn into a werewolf.
17. Signature move: The one-legged sumo block.
18. I grew up on a horse and spent much of my childhood in competitive barrel racing
19. I’m featured in “Rollergirl – Totally True Tales From The Track”
20. I’m heat-tolerant but when it gets below 75 degrees I shiver like a Chihuahua.
21. I have a 6 foot arm span. That means I can’t walk through a doorway without getting a forearm call.
22. When I was 13 I got accosted by a nude man in a raincoat. I responded by attacking him and chasing him into traffic. I can still hear him scream.
23. My favorite city is Buenos Aires.
24. I was an extra in “Sin City.” On the set of “Homo-Erectus,” I played a cavegirl and I knocked out the guy next to me, who turned out to be Ali Larter in a big fur hood. I wasn’t invited to the screening.
25. Sarah Palin & Snookie both have NY Times bestsellers. This establishes my belief that the apocalypse is near.