The 12 Days of Derby

On the first day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the second day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the third day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Seven refs a-whistlin’
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Eight blockers blocking
Seven refs a-whistlin’
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Nine derby brats
Eight blockers blocking
Seven refs a-whistlin’
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Ten corporate group sales
Nine derby brats
Eight blockers blocking
Seven refs a-whistlin’
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Eleven brand new bruises
Ten corporate group sales
Nine derby brats
Eight blockers blocking
Seven refs a-whistlin’
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my derby-wife gave to me:
Twelve Texie skaters
Eleven brand new bruises
Ten corporate group sales
Nine derby brats
Eight blockers blocking
Seven refs a-whistlin’
Six VooDoo ab muscles
Five WFTDA medals!
Four hometeam tees
Three jammer take-outs
Two jammers jamming
A Smack Pack made for a VIP!

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  • December 15th, 2011
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2 Comments

  1. big nasty
    Posted December 22, 2011 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    cute! i love the photos to match!

  2. Posted April 1, 2014 at 9:30 am | Permalink

    Dash, you are brilliant! I am so going to do this from now on when wahnticg archived bouts at home, and quite possibly during other shows. I love your blog, keep inspiring us all. Miss you! <3 KTNT

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