CAPTION THIS – WIN TICKETS!

Longtime Texas Rollergirls announcer & coach, Koolaid, holds his & Desi’s son, baby KoolCration. Give this photo a fantastic caption & you could win 2 tickets to our June 2 bout! Winner will be announced Monday!

Photo copyright Felicia Graham

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  • May 26th, 2012
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30 Comments

  1. Bianca Langford
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    You can’t call party foul on me! I AM the party!!!

  2. Becky Child
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

    But Daddy!!!! I wanna skate!

  3. Linda Lansdowne
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    Illegal back block on Dad!

  4. Jessica
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    She hip checked you? Let me at ‘er! You’re lucky daddy is holding me back!

  5. stan edwards
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    hey you are going to come back and get your kid right???? i have a bout to call

  6. big nasty
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    Derby Baby!

  7. Mr.Bobo
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    For the last time dad, this way!

    Or

    How hard is the floor here?

    Or

    Forget the ref, I think moms bleeding.

  8. Slaughtermelon
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 3:05 pm | Permalink

    Half time: Mom “Hold this.. I will go get us beers.” Helpful stranger “Lonestar, and a juice box for the kid?”

  9. Susan Riley
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    Let me at ’em! I been raised right. I know derby moves!

  10. Posted May 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm | Permalink

    Hand me one more of those plastic babies.

  11. Posted May 26, 2012 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Damnit. He’s stuck in dance mode. Hand me that screwdriver!

  12. Anita J. Day
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    It’s a good thing his diaper was full when he fell.

  13. Jess Lacey
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm | Permalink

    You’ll just have to wait, kiddo, Mom is serving a minute in the penalty box. Yes, yes she knows you love her but you still have to wait to tell her… The bout isn’t over yet!

  14. dg
    Posted May 26, 2012 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    INVISIBLE AWKWARD BABY BENCH PRESS

  15. tyler bryce
    Posted May 27, 2012 at 1:37 am | Permalink

    Cassius removes long, invisible Bacon from behind Koolaid’s ear.

  16. Baam Baam
    Posted May 27, 2012 at 7:00 am | Permalink

    Try as he might, Koolaid never did get the hang of breast feeding.

  17. Pelvis Costello
    Posted May 27, 2012 at 7:36 am | Permalink

    “Let’s move you away from Ozzy and his ice cream truck. And Ozzy? Stay over there…”
    -KoolAid

  18. Wes Shows
    Posted May 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    Come on Coach. Come on!
    Put me in, put me in, let me atem, let me atem!!

  19. Stephanie Dalchau
    Posted May 28, 2012 at 3:23 pm | Permalink

    ITS BACON!!!!!

  20. amber
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 9:50 am | Permalink

    high block! high block! don’t make me throw this baby!!!

  21. Shaida
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    Baby falls from sky. Oh, shit got even realer.

  22. Taylor
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    How much penalty time can I trade for this baby?

  23. Posted May 29, 2012 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    Don’t eat my babeh!! Time out!!

  24. Bob Carney
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    When she comes back around, I’m tossin’ out the speed bump!

  25. Maggie
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 11:46 am | Permalink

    Future NSO

  26. Posted May 29, 2012 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    Get the newest smartphone, they told me. It looks cool, they told me. Never needs batteries, no extension cord and tons of decorative options. Problem is, I get tired holding it up to my ear!

  27. john fulmer
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

    “Make way! Make way for the human sacrifice!”

    “I’ll trade those two Derby girls for this kid”

  28. Maximum Justice
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Cougaring with only one minor? Seems unwise.

  29. Craig Harvey
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    Dude! Come tell my kid that freeze tag is over!

  30. Randy Pan
    Posted May 29, 2012 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    DESI NO!!! “Eat the Baby” is a figure of speech!!!

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