2012 Whammy Awards

“The Rad Hatter Tea Party”
It was another great night of celebrating our accomplishments on and off the track at our annual Whammy Awards, where we honor our skaters, our officials, and our non-skating volunteers. It takes an army of dedicated and passionate folks to run our league, our non-profit business and our rec and junior programs, and to put on our bouts. In a night of costumes and speeches, food and drink, and of course dancing we let loose and celebrate this incredible organization and the people who make it all happen.

A HUGE THANK YOU TO: Electra Blu for organizing such a great event, Pink Avocado Catering for the fabulous food, Premier Party Central for the event supplies, Bexcalibur and Cheap Trixie for the decorations, our 2013 ROOKIES for the set-up and clean-up, Steve Dement for the set-up and Jennifer M. Ramos for shooting the photo booth, Thin Mint for the highlight reel, Sadie Mae Care and Me Shove You Long Time for the cupcakes, AngelO for the design of the programs and awards, Ed Zeppelin for the tunes, and the legendary Scarlot Harlot and Bettie Rage for being our wonderful MCs.

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Killbox
Blocker of the Year: Polly Gone
Pivot of the Year: Luce Bandit
League MVP: Killbox
Rookie of the Year: Flash Gorgeous
Most Improved: Sinnerfold
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Sinnerfold

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Ruby Wring
Most True to Name: Booty Queen
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: (TIE)
Hustlers’ “Price Is Right”
Heartbreakers “Flags and Dancers”
Best Volunteer: (TIE)
Big Tom
Electra Blu
Killer Crouton
Official You Love to Hate and Hate to Love: Quicksilver
Unsung Hero: Sinnerfold
Best Afterparty Costume: Acute Angel
Life of the Afterparty: Baby Face Assassin
Best Take Out: Me Shove You Long Time

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl (on or off the track):
Smarty Pants
Fiercest on the track:
Polly Gone
Favorite DJ:
Favorite Halftime Show:
Austin Derby Brats
Golden Mic – Favorite announcer:
Chip Queso
Shutterbug Award – Favorite photographer:
Jennifer Ramos

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Smarty Pants
Best Pivot: Luce Bandit
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Player: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble
Captain’s Choice: Babyface Assassin

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: KillBox
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Desi Cration
Most Valuable Player: KillBox
Most Valuable Spirit: Yellow Die
Captain’s Choice: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Olympia
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: RadioActive
Captain’s Choice: RadioActive

Best Jammer: The Killa Sal Monella
Best Pivot: Babe Ruthless
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Player: The Killa Sal Monella
Most Valuable Spirit: Me Shove You Long Time
Captain’s Choice: Sprawkett

Best Jammer: Killbox
Best Pivot: Barbara Ambush
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Player: Killbox
Most Valuable Spirit: Ruby Wring
Captain’s Choice: Bloody Mary

DerbyLove Awards
DerbyLove Skater of the Year:
DerbyLove Special Award:
Judge Knot

THANK YOU Jennifer M Ramos for the awesome photography and and Steve Dement for the photo booth set-up!


  1. Mr Booty
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 10:18 am | Permalink

    Such great pictures of a bunch of really great people!!! Hate that I had to miss this party!! See ya’ll next month!!

    Mr and Mrs Booty

  2. Wes Shows
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

    I have to agree with the Bootys. Looks like everyone had a blast. See you next week!

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