2013 Whammy Awards and Winners List

Every year, the Texas Rollergirls throw a party to celebrate and thank all of our players, coaches, refs, NSOs, staff, sponsors, volunteers, family, and friends. Without their contributions, we wouldn’t be able to do all that we do. We wouldn’t be a league. Check out the winners from this year’s Whammys, see pictures from the party, and get to know our amazing sponsors!

2013 AWARDS & WINNERS

Texas Rollergirls Awards:

Best Assets:
Barbie Got Back
Booty Queen
Olympia
Most True to Name:
Barbie Got Back
Booty Queen
Fifi Nomenon
Camera Hog:
BabyFace Assassin
Big Nasty
Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro:
Hustlers’ “Thrift Shop”
Hustlers’ Say Anything
Heartbreakers’ “Champs with Flags”
Best Volunteer:
Big Tom
Jennifer Ramos
Chip Queso
Electra Blu
Official You Love to Hate and Hate to Love:
Albino Wookie
Brass Monkey
Kat A Killzem
Unsung Hero:
Barbie Got Back
Marc Blase
Electra Blu
Life of the Afterparty:
Babyface Assassin
Big Nasty
Muffin Tumble

League Awards:

Jammer of the Year:
Bloody Mary
Hauss the Boss
Olivia Shootin’ John
Blocker of the Year:
Fifi Nomenon
Polly Gone
Smarty Pants
Pivot of the Year:
Barbara Ambush
Lucille Brawl
Smarty Pants
League MVP:
Fifi Nomenon
Polly Gone
Smarty Pants
Rookie of the Year:
Adde
Bonnie Blitzkrieg
Sandy Ravage
Most Improved:
Notorious D.I.E
Sandy Ravage
Sprawkett
Ms. Texas Rollergirl:
DeBella DeBall
Me Shove You Long Time
Sinnerfold

Hell Marys:

Best Jammer:
BabyFace Assassin
Sinnerfold
Smarty Pants
Best Pivot:
Notorious D.I.E
Smarty Pants
Virgo Vengeful
Best Blocker:
Notorious D.I.E
Sandy Ravage
Smarty Pants
MVP:
Notorious D.I.E
Sinnerfold
Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Spirit:
Angel O
BabyFace Assassin
Muffin Tumble
Captain’s Choice:
Muffin Tumble

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:

Best Jammer:
Barbie Got Back
Flash Gorgeous
Kitty Karnage
NaeSlayer
Best Pivot:
Booty Queen
DeBella DeBall
Ruby Wring
Best Blocker:
Booty Queen
DeBella DeBall
Desi Cration
MVP:
DeBella DeBall
Desi Cration
Flash Gorgeous
Most Valuable Spirit:
Barbie Got Back
Big Nasty
Ruby Wring
Captain’s Choice:
Coach Kelli

Hotrod Honeys:

Best Jammer:
Bloody Mary
Hauss The Boss
Olivia Shootin’ John
Best Pivot:
Lucille Brawl
Olympia
Voodoo Doll
Best Blocker:
Olivia Shootin’ John
Olympia
Voodoo Doll
MVP:
Bloody Mary
Hauss The Boss
Olivia Shootin’ John
Most Valuable Spirit:
Kat Von Speed
La Dolce Beatah
Slamdra Dee
Captain’s Choice:
Tom

Hustlers:

Best Jammer:
Fifi Nomenon
Sprawkett
The Killa Sal Monella
Best Pivot:
Fifi Nomenon
Me Shove You Long Time
The Killa Sal Monella
Best Blocker:
Fifi Nomenon
Me Shove You Long Time
The Killa Sal Monella
MVP:
Fifi Nomenon
Me Shove You Long Time
The Killa Sal Monella
Most Valuable Spirit:
Killer Crouton
Me Shove You Long Time
Sprawkett
Captain’s Choice:
Fifi Nomenon

Firing Squad:

Best Jammer:
BabyFace Assassin
Naeslayer
Sinnerfold
Best Pivot:
Booty Queen
Ruby Wring
Sinnerfold
Best Blocker:
BMoney
Booty Queen
Ruby Wring
MVP:
Booty Queen
Sandy Ravage
Sinnerfold
Most Valuable Spirit:
BabyFace Assassin
Muffin Tumble
Virgo Vengeful
Captain’s Choice:
Coach Kelli

Texecutioners:

Best Jammer:
Bloody Mary
Hauss The Boss
Olivia Shootin’ John
Best Pivot:
Barbara Ambush
Luce Bandit
Smarty Pants
Best Blocker:
Fifi Nomenon
Polly Gone
Smarty Pants
MVP:
Bloody Mary
Hauss the Boss
Polly Gone
Most Valuable Spirit:
DeBella DeBall
Fifi Nomenon
Smarty Pants
Captain’s Choice:
Flash Gorgeous

Fan Favorite Awards:

Favorite Texas Rollergirl:
Fifi Nomenon
Favorite Team:
Texecutioners
Favorite Home Team:
Hell Marys
Favorite Announcer:
Chip Queso
Favorite Photographer:
Jennifer Ramos
Favorite Official:
Kat A Killzem

THANK YOU SPONSORS

PinkAvocado  ElectraEvents  LoneStar Titos  BoneSpiritsEastside

 

Thank you Pink Avocado for the amazing food, Lone Star, Titos and Bone Spirits for the beer and liquor, Stephen Bacon and Marta Pelrine-Bacon for the wine (Congratulations to Marta on the paperback release of her book, “The Blue Jar”! Also available on Amazon Kindle), Electra Events for planning & execution of event, the bar and drink menu, Premier Party Central for the discount on tables, chairs and linens, Eastside Lumber & Decking for the discount on lumber, Barbie Got Back and her crew (Charlie Bragg, Phil Hamilton & his dad, Jody Wise & Eli, Kevin Fleuret, Lisa Benson, Vienna Morini & friend, Dorothy Garretson & TA Garduno) for the stage, Jody’s Painting for the projection screen, DJ Ed Zeppelin (owner of Scary Cold A/C & Heat) for the groovy tunes, Bettie Rage and Scarlot Harlot for Emceeing the event, Angel O (owner of Garzig Design) for the amazing graphics, Sandy Ravage and the Firing Squad for the balloon arch, Jennifer M. Ramos and Steve DeMent for the photo booth, Fifi Nomenon and Molotov M. Pale for the season highlights, and all of you! – Texas Rollergirls Skaters, Derby Widows/Widowers, Volunteers, Friends, Family, and Sponsors for an amazing 2013 Season.

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