Whammy Awards

The Whammy Awards is our year-end event where we celebrate our successes on and off the track. Where we honor our skaters, our officials, and our non-skating volunteers. It takes an army of dedicated and passionate folks to run our league, our non-profit business, our rec and junior programs, and to put on our bouts. In a night of costumes and speeches, food and drink and dancing we let loose and celebrate this incredible organization and the people who make it all happen.

AWARDS

2013

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Hauss the Boss
Blocker of the Year: Polly Gone
Pivot of the Year: Barbara Ambush
League MVP: Smarty Pants
Rookie of the Year: Sandy Ravage
Most Improved: Sprawkett
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Me Shove You Long Time

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Barbie Got Back
Most True to Name: Fifi Nomenon
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: Hustlers’ “Thrift Shop”
Best Volunteer: Jennifer Ramos
Official You Love to Hate and Hate to Love: Kat A Killzem
Unsung Hero: Barbie Got Back
Life of the Afterparty: Babyface Assassin

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl: Fifi Nomenon
Favorite Team: Texecutioners
Favorite Home Team: Hell Marys
Favorite Announcer: Chip Queso
Favorite Photographer: Jennifer Ramos
Favorite Official: Kat A Killzem

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Sinnerfold
Best Pivot: Smarty Pants
Best Blocker: Smarty Pants
MVP: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Spirit: Angel O
Captain’s Choice: Muffin Tumble

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: Flash Gorgeous
Best Pivot: Booty Queen
Best Blocker: Desi Cration
MVP: Flash Gorgeous
Most Valuable Spirit: Barbie Got Back
Captain’s Choice: Coach Kelli

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Olivia Shootin’ John
MVP: Hauss The Boss
Most Valuable Spirit: Kat Von Speed
Captain’s Choice: Tom

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: Sprawkett
Best Pivot: Fifi Nomenon
Best Blocker: Fifi Nomenon
MVP: Fifi Nomenon
Most Valuable Spirit: Killer Crouton
Captain’s Choice: Fifi Nomenon

Firing Squad:
Best Jammer: Naeslayer
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Booty Queen
MVP: Sinnerfold
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble
Captain’s Choice: Coach Kelli

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Barbara Ambush
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
MVP: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Spirit: DeBella DeBall
Captain’s Choice: Flash Gorgeous

2012

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Killbox
Blocker of the Year: Polly Gone
Pivot of the Year: Luce Bandit
League MVP: Killbox
Rookie of the Year: Flash Gorgeous
Most Improved: Sinnerfold
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Sinnerfold

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Ruby Wring
Most True to Name: Booty Queen
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: (TIE)
Hustlers’ “Price Is Right”
Heartbreakers “Flags and Dancers”
Best Volunteer: (TIE)
Big Tom
Electra Blu
Killer Crouton
Official You Love to Hate and Hate to Love: Quicksilver
Unsung Hero: Sinnerfold
Best Afterparty Costume: Acute Angel
Life of the Afterparty: Baby Face Assassin
Best Take Out: Me Shove You Long Time

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl (on or off the track):
Smarty Pants
Fiercest on the track: Polly Gone
Favorite DJ: DJ Ed
Favorite Halftime Show: Austin Derby Brats
Golden Mic – Favorite announcer: Chip Queso
Shutterbug Award – Favorite photographer:
Jennifer Ramos

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Smarty Pants
Best Pivot: Luce Bandit
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Player: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble
Captain’s Choice: Babyface Assassin

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: KillBox
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Desi Cration
Most Valuable Player: KillBox
Most Valuable Spirit: Yellow Die
Captain’s Choice: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Olympia
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: RadioActive
Captain’s Choice: RadioActive

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: The Killa Sal Monella
Best Pivot: Babe Ruthless
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Player: The Killa Sal Monella
Most Valuable Spirit: Me Shove You Long Time
Captain’s Choice: Sprawkett

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Killbox
Best Pivot: Barbara Ambush
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Player: Killbox
Most Valuable Spirit: Ruby Wring
Captain’s Choice: Bloody Mary

DerbyLove Awards
DerbyLove Skater of the Year: Sinnerfold
DerbyLove Special Award: Judge Knot

2011

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Vicious Van GoGo
Blocker of the Year: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Pivot of the Year: Luce Bandit
League MVP: Luce Bandit
Rookie of the Year: Smarty Pants
Most Improved: NaeSlayer
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Desi Cration

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Luce Bandit
Best Pivot: Virgo Vengeful
Best Blocker: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Player: Luce Bandit
Most Valuable Spirit: Babyface Assassin
Captain’s Choice: Kat A Killzem

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: Shortcut
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Ruby Wring
Most Valuable Player: Shortcut
Most Valuable Spirit: DeBella DeBall
Captain’s Choice: Ruby Wring

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Vicious Van GoGo
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Shank
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: Vargas Grrl
Captain’s Choice: Hydra

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: The Killa Sal Monella
Best Pivot: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Player: The Killa Sal Monella
Most Valuable Spirit: Bad Influence
Captain’s Choice: Cheap Trixie

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Vicious Van GoGo
Best Pivot: Luce Bandit
Best Blocker: Luce Bandit
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: DeBella DeBall
Captain’s Choice: Olivia Shootin’ John

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Olympia
Most True to Name: Shortcut
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: Hustler “UFO”
Best Boutfit: Lady Stardust
Best Volunteer: Derby Brothers
Unsung Hero: Chip Queso
Best On Track Antics: Belle Starr
Life of the Afterparty: Baby Face Assassin
Best Take Out: Curvette taking out an unsuspecting Vicious Van GoGo

2010

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Bloody Mary
Blocker of the Year: Belle Starr
Pivot of the Year: Lucille Brawl
MVP: Belle Starr
Best Rookie: Luce Bandit
Most Improved: Olympia
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Angie

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Luce Bandit
Best Pivot: Virgo Vengeful
Best Blocker: Kat A. Killzem
MVP: Luce Bandit
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: Shortcut
Best Pivot: Angie
Best Blocker: Rita Menweep
MVP: Angie
Most Valuable Spirit: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Bloody Mary
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Shank
MVP: Lucille Brawl
Most Valuable Spirit: Olympia

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: Molotov M. Pale
Pivot: Babe Ruthless
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
MVP: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Spirit: Acute Angel

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Bloody Mary
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
MVP: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Spirit: Acute Angel

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Angie
Best Legs: Voodoo Doll
Most True to Name: Booty Queen
Most Feared: Belle Starr
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Boutfit: Acute Angel
Favorite Non-Skating supporter: Chip Queso
Unsung Hero: (Tie) Electra Blu, Jule Regretit
Life of the Party: Shay-Lo
Penalty “Box Star”: Crackerjack

2009

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Olivia Shootin’ John
Pivot of the Year: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Blocker of the Year: Desi Cration
MVP: Rice Rocket
Best Rookie: Angie
Most Improved: Angie
Miss Texas Rollergirl: Electra Blu

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Jammer: Olivia Shootin’ John
Pivot: Friction VixXxen
Blocker: Belle Star
MVP: Desi Cration
Team Spirit: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Jammer: Rice Rocket
Pivot: Cat Tastrophe
Blocker: Rice Rocket
MVP: Rice Rocket
Team Spirit: Radio Active

Hustlers:
Jammer: Molotov M. Pale
Pivot: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Blocker: Curvette
MVP: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Team Spirit: Cheap Trixie

Hell Marys:
Jammer: Bloody Mary
Pivot: Lady X
Blocker: Ryder Down
MVP: Angie
Team Spirit: Muffin Tumble

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Most Feared: Bullet Tooth Tracy
No. 1 Fan: Big Tom
Best Assets: Angie
Best Legs: Smash Hit
Most Like Her Name: Crackerjack
Life of the Party: Dilla
Dancer, not Human: Dilla
League Dustmop: Barbarella
Class Clown: Belle Star
Best Game Face: Crackerjack

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl: Desi Cration
Most Ruthless: Desi Cration
Hottest of the Hot: Cat Tastrophe
Band: Amplified Heat
DJ: DJ Grommit & Sedonya Face
Announcer: Jim “Kool Aid” Jones

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