Whammy Awards

The Whammy Awards is our year-end event where we celebrate our successes on and off the track. Where we honor our skaters, our officials, and our non-skating volunteers. It takes an army of dedicated and passionate folks to run our league, our non-profit business, our rec and junior programs, and to put on our bouts. In a night of costumes and speeches, food and drink and dancing we let loose and celebrate this incredible organization and the people who make it all happen.

AWARDS

2015

League Awards
Jammer of the Year: Nicki Ticki Timebomb
Offensive Blocker of the Year: Peacewar
Defensive Blocker of the Year: Barbara Ambush
Most Valuable Player: Freight Train
Most Improved: Gravy, Baby!
Ms Texas Rollergirl: Headless Highness

Other Awards
Best Assets: Stone Her
Camera Hog: Fifi Nomenon
Best League Spirit: Angel O
Best Volunteer: Q-ball Craze
Best Referee: A-Train
Best NSO: Goldie Clocks
Life of the Afterparty: Stoneher

Fan Awards
Who is your favorite Texas Rollergirl (on or off the track)? Freight Train
Which is your favorite Home Team? Hell Marys
Golden Mic – Who was your favorite announcer? Chip Queso
Shutterbug Award – Who was your favorite photographer? Jennifer Ramos

Hell Marys
Best Jammer: Brown Buttah
Best Offensive Blocker: Peacewar
Best Defensive Blocker: Peacewar
MVP: Freight Train

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
Best Jammer: Sideshow Ho
Best Offensive Blocker: Trauma
Best Defensive Blocker: Trauma
MVP: Trauma

Hotrod Honeys
Best Jammer: Stone Her
Best Offensive Blocker: La VooDoo
Best Defensive Blocker: Jackie Daniels
MVP: Olivia Shootin’ John

Hustlers
Best Jammer: Nicki Ticki Timebomb
Best Offensive Blocker: Bittercup
Best Defensive Blocker :CC Boom
MVP: Malice

Firing Squad
Best Jammer: Brown Buttah
Best Offensive Blocker: Dolores Fuertes
Best Defensive Blocker: Peacewar
MVP: Nicki Ticki Timebomb

Texecutioners
Best Jammer: Freight Train
Best Offensive Blocker: Trauma
Best Defensive Blocker: Barbara Ambush
MVP: Smarty Pants

2014

League Awards
Jammer of the Year: Hauss The Boss
Offensive Blocker of the Year: Fifi Nomenon
Defensive Blocker of the Year: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Player: Smarty Pants
Most Improved: Brown Buttah
Ms Texas Rollergirl: Angel O

Other/Fun Awards
Best Assets: Olympia
Camera Hog: Big Nasty
Best League Spirit: Angel O
Best Volunteer: Q- Ball Craze
Best NSO: Goldie Clocks (Vienna Morini) NSO
Best Referee: Brass Monkey (Brian Gladden) REF
Life of the Afterparty: Stone Her

Fan Favorite Awards
Who is your favorite Texas Rollergirl (on or off the track)? Fifi Nomenon
Which is your favorite Home Team? Hell Marys
Golden Mic – Who was your favorite announcer? Chip Queso
Shutterbug Award – Who was your favorite photographer? Jennifer Ramos

Hell Marys
Best Jammer: Sinnerfold
Best Offensive Blocker: Notorious D.I.E
Best Defensive Blocker: Notorious D.I.E
MVP: Smarty Pants

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
Best Jammer: Barbie Got Back
Best Offensive Blocker: Headless Highness
Best Defensive Blocker: DeBella DeBall
MVP: Sideshow Ho

Hotrod Honeys
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Offensive Blocker: Olympia
Best Defensive Blocker: Olivia Shootin’ John
MVP: Olivia Shootin’ John

Hustlers
Best Jammer: Malice
Best Offensive Blocker: Fifi Nomenon
Best Defensive Blocker: Fifi Nomenon
MVP: Fifi Nomenon

Firing Squad
Best Jammer: Sinnerfold
Best Offensive Blocker: Notorious D.I.E
Best Defensive Blocker: LaVoodoo
MVP: Sinnerfold

Texecutioners
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Offensive Blocker: Fifi Nomenon
Best Defensive Blocker: Smarty Pants
MVP: Smarty Pants, Polly Gone

2013

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Hauss the Boss
Blocker of the Year: Polly Gone
Pivot of the Year: Barbara Ambush
League MVP: Smarty Pants
Rookie of the Year: Sandy Ravage
Most Improved: Sprawkett
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Me Shove You Long Time

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Barbie Got Back
Most True to Name: Fifi Nomenon
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: Hustlers’ “Thrift Shop”
Best Volunteer: Jennifer Ramos
Official You Love to Hate and Hate to Love: Kat A Killzem
Unsung Hero: Barbie Got Back
Life of the Afterparty: Babyface Assassin

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl: Fifi Nomenon
Favorite Team: Texecutioners
Favorite Home Team: Hell Marys
Favorite Announcer: Chip Queso
Favorite Photographer: Jennifer Ramos
Favorite Official: Kat A Killzem

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Sinnerfold
Best Pivot: Smarty Pants
Best Blocker: Smarty Pants
MVP: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Spirit: Angel O
Captain’s Choice: Muffin Tumble

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: Flash Gorgeous
Best Pivot: Booty Queen
Best Blocker: Desi Cration
MVP: Flash Gorgeous
Most Valuable Spirit: Barbie Got Back
Captain’s Choice: Coach Kelli

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Olivia Shootin’ John
MVP: Hauss The Boss
Most Valuable Spirit: Kat Von Speed
Captain’s Choice: Tom

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: Sprawkett
Best Pivot: Fifi Nomenon
Best Blocker: Fifi Nomenon
MVP: Fifi Nomenon
Most Valuable Spirit: Killer Crouton
Captain’s Choice: Fifi Nomenon

Firing Squad:
Best Jammer: Naeslayer
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Booty Queen
MVP: Sinnerfold
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble
Captain’s Choice: Coach Kelli

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Barbara Ambush
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
MVP: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Spirit: DeBella DeBall
Captain’s Choice: Flash Gorgeous

2012

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Killbox
Blocker of the Year: Polly Gone
Pivot of the Year: Luce Bandit
League MVP: Killbox
Rookie of the Year: Flash Gorgeous
Most Improved: Sinnerfold
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Sinnerfold

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Ruby Wring
Most True to Name: Booty Queen
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: (TIE)
Hustlers’ “Price Is Right”
Heartbreakers “Flags and Dancers”
Best Volunteer: (TIE)
Big Tom
Electra Blu
Killer Crouton
Official You Love to Hate and Hate to Love: Quicksilver
Unsung Hero: Sinnerfold
Best Afterparty Costume: Acute Angel
Life of the Afterparty: Baby Face Assassin
Best Take Out: Me Shove You Long Time

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl (on or off the track):
Smarty Pants
Fiercest on the track: Polly Gone
Favorite DJ: DJ Ed
Favorite Halftime Show: Austin Derby Brats
Golden Mic – Favorite announcer: Chip Queso
Shutterbug Award – Favorite photographer:
Jennifer Ramos

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Smarty Pants
Best Pivot: Luce Bandit
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Player: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble
Captain’s Choice: Babyface Assassin

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: KillBox
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Desi Cration
Most Valuable Player: KillBox
Most Valuable Spirit: Yellow Die
Captain’s Choice: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Hauss The Boss
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Olympia
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: RadioActive
Captain’s Choice: RadioActive

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: The Killa Sal Monella
Best Pivot: Babe Ruthless
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Player: The Killa Sal Monella
Most Valuable Spirit: Me Shove You Long Time
Captain’s Choice: Sprawkett

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Killbox
Best Pivot: Barbara Ambush
Best Blocker: Polly Gone
Most Valuable Player: Killbox
Most Valuable Spirit: Ruby Wring
Captain’s Choice: Bloody Mary

DerbyLove Awards
DerbyLove Skater of the Year: Sinnerfold
DerbyLove Special Award: Judge Knot

2011

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Vicious Van GoGo
Blocker of the Year: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Pivot of the Year: Luce Bandit
League MVP: Luce Bandit
Rookie of the Year: Smarty Pants
Most Improved: NaeSlayer
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Desi Cration

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Luce Bandit
Best Pivot: Virgo Vengeful
Best Blocker: Smarty Pants
Most Valuable Player: Luce Bandit
Most Valuable Spirit: Babyface Assassin
Captain’s Choice: Kat A Killzem

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: Shortcut
Best Pivot: Ruby Wring
Best Blocker: Ruby Wring
Most Valuable Player: Shortcut
Most Valuable Spirit: DeBella DeBall
Captain’s Choice: Ruby Wring

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Vicious Van GoGo
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Shank
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: Vargas Grrl
Captain’s Choice: Hydra

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: The Killa Sal Monella
Best Pivot: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Player: The Killa Sal Monella
Most Valuable Spirit: Bad Influence
Captain’s Choice: Cheap Trixie

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Vicious Van GoGo
Best Pivot: Luce Bandit
Best Blocker: Luce Bandit
Most Valuable Player: Vicious Van GoGo
Most Valuable Spirit: DeBella DeBall
Captain’s Choice: Olivia Shootin’ John

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Olympia
Most True to Name: Shortcut
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Team Intro: Hustler “UFO”
Best Boutfit: Lady Stardust
Best Volunteer: Derby Brothers
Unsung Hero: Chip Queso
Best On Track Antics: Belle Starr
Life of the Afterparty: Baby Face Assassin
Best Take Out: Curvette taking out an unsuspecting Vicious Van GoGo

2010

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Bloody Mary
Blocker of the Year: Belle Starr
Pivot of the Year: Lucille Brawl
MVP: Belle Starr
Best Rookie: Luce Bandit
Most Improved: Olympia
Ms. Texas Rollergirl: Angie

Hell Marys:
Best Jammer: Luce Bandit
Best Pivot: Virgo Vengeful
Best Blocker: Kat A. Killzem
MVP: Luce Bandit
Most Valuable Spirit: Muffin Tumble

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Best Jammer: Shortcut
Best Pivot: Angie
Best Blocker: Rita Menweep
MVP: Angie
Most Valuable Spirit: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Best Jammer: Bloody Mary
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Shank
MVP: Lucille Brawl
Most Valuable Spirit: Olympia

Hustlers:
Best Jammer: Molotov M. Pale
Pivot: Babe Ruthless
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
MVP: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Spirit: Acute Angel

Texecutioners:
Best Jammer: Bloody Mary
Best Pivot: Lucille Brawl
Best Blocker: Belle Starr
MVP: Belle Starr
Most Valuable Spirit: Acute Angel

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Best Assets: Angie
Best Legs: Voodoo Doll
Most True to Name: Booty Queen
Most Feared: Belle Starr
Camera Hog: Muffin Tumble
Best Boutfit: Acute Angel
Favorite Non-Skating supporter: Chip Queso
Unsung Hero: (Tie) Electra Blu, Jule Regretit
Life of the Party: Shay-Lo
Penalty “Box Star”: Crackerjack

2009

League Awards:
Jammer of the Year: Olivia Shootin’ John
Pivot of the Year: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Blocker of the Year: Desi Cration
MVP: Rice Rocket
Best Rookie: Angie
Most Improved: Angie
Miss Texas Rollergirl: Electra Blu

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers:
Jammer: Olivia Shootin’ John
Pivot: Friction VixXxen
Blocker: Belle Star
MVP: Desi Cration
Team Spirit: Yellow Die

Hotrod Honeys:
Jammer: Rice Rocket
Pivot: Cat Tastrophe
Blocker: Rice Rocket
MVP: Rice Rocket
Team Spirit: Radio Active

Hustlers:
Jammer: Molotov M. Pale
Pivot: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Blocker: Curvette
MVP: Bullet Tooth Tracy
Team Spirit: Cheap Trixie

Hell Marys:
Jammer: Bloody Mary
Pivot: Lady X
Blocker: Ryder Down
MVP: Angie
Team Spirit: Muffin Tumble

Texas Rollergirls Awards:
Most Feared: Bullet Tooth Tracy
No. 1 Fan: Big Tom
Best Assets: Angie
Best Legs: Smash Hit
Most Like Her Name: Crackerjack
Life of the Party: Dilla
Dancer, not Human: Dilla
League Dustmop: Barbarella
Class Clown: Belle Star
Best Game Face: Crackerjack

Fan Favorite Awards:
Favorite Texas Rollergirl: Desi Cration
Most Ruthless: Desi Cration
Hottest of the Hot: Cat Tastrophe
Band: Amplified Heat
DJ: DJ Grommit & Sedonya Face
Announcer: Jim “Kool Aid” Jones

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  • APR 9
  • MAY 7
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