Teams & Staff

HELL MARYS

2011 RANKING: #3 (1W, 3L)
The Hell Marys School for Wayward Girls, established in 1666, is a Texas institution and its varsity roller derby team is a force to be reckoned with. Clad in plaid, the Hell Marys started an Austin trend with last year’s new cheer: “Punch, punch, punch, ARROW!”

The Hells ended their wilderness years in convincing style in 2011. After picking up a lot of fresh new talent at the start of the year, the team finally pulled out a win when it mattered most, in the third-place playoff. They’ll be looking to build on this success in 2012 and with several promising newcomers on the roster, they’ll be in good shape to raise some hell!

HONKY TONK HEARTBREAKERS

2011 RANKING: #4 (1W, 3L)
Texas is cowgirl country and our Honky Tonk Heartbreakers are proud to represent this part of our heritage – with a little bit of added glitz and glamor! They pair their navy gingham with gold and electric blue; their team cheer is “Glitter Done” – and they do.

The Heartbreakers were favorites heading into the 2011 3rd place playoff but were upset by a determined Hell Marys squad. 2012 will mark a new chapter in their existing rivalry and we’re looking forward to seeing sparks fly next time they meet on the track. The Heartbreakers are debuting a new-look coaching squad this season and with a Texecutioner-studded lineup, we’re expecting big things.

HOTROD HONEYS

2011 RANKING: #2 (3W, 1L)
Black- and pink-clad girl mechanics, our Hotrod Honeys love nothing
more than to go fast and turn left – on a racing track or a flat track! Is it any wonder their team motto is “Faster, faster, kill kill kill”?

The Hotrod Honeys dominated the league from 2008 through 2010 with three undefeated seasons but
their streak came to an end with an upset victory by the Hustlers in the opening match-up of 2011. They picked up another win over their purple rivals in regular season play but fell at the final hurdle, taking second place for the year.

HUSTLERS

2011 RANKING: #1 (3W, 1L)
We live in the golden age of roller derby, but the last one
was back in the 1970s. Inspired by the derby divas of yesteryear, our Hustlers blind the opposition with their purple and silver uniforms, then blindside them with massive hits.

The Hustlers are the current Texas Rollergirls Champions, ending the three-year reign of the Hotrod Honeys in convincing style at the 2011 final. Is it the start of a new dynasty? They’ll be fending off determined challenges from the three other home teams and with talent levels at an unprecedented high across the league, a second win won’t be easy.

TEXECUTIONERS

2011 RANKINGS: #3 WFTDA Championships,
#1 South-Central Regional Championships. (14W, 9L)
A rotating cast of 20 of our best and brightest, the Texecutioners represent Texas Rollergirls in interleague competition at the highest levels of roller derby. Their colors: black, white and blood splatter. Their motto: “Texas, Texas – kill, kill, kill!