Annie Social

Skater Name: Annie Social
Team: Hell Marys

Original Bio:

Annie Social was once a quiet, unassuming girl struggling with her painful shyness and insecurities at our Lady of Perpetual Forgiveness. Her classmate Bunny Rabid took pity on her and concocted a special formula in her lab, designed to make Miss Social a little more confident and comfortable amongst her peers.

After one tentative sip, Annie guzzled the whole beaker down. Although some argue that the ‘formula’ in question was just potato vodka, Miss Social became undeniably more social. She joined the Hell Marys as a vehicle for increasing her party contacts, and can be found on any given evening schmoozing and talking about how fabulous she is.

As every medicine has side effects, the downside of Bunny’s concoction was the spurts of violent aggression. Luckily, Annie can strap her skates on and take it out on the much less fabulous other teams. But since the spurts of violence are not always predictable, you may not want to give Miss Social any indication that you don’t believe that the world truly revolves around her.

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