Hydra

Skater name: Hydra
Skater number: 4
Position: Pivot, Blocker
Team: Hotrod Honeys, Texecutioners

The Hydra

In 2007, the governing body of roller derby, the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association, decided to name their championship trophy after this revolutionary and founding skater. The Hydra is now the most coveted prize in flat track roller derby.

Awards and Accomplishments:
2001-2003: BGGW, Hellcats, Co-Captain
2002 Best Team Pivot
2003-2006: Texas Rollergirls, Hotrod Honeys
2003 Golden Skate Award, Best Team Pivot
2004 Scrappy Award, Best Team Pivot
2005 Miss Texas Rollergirl, Best Team Pivot
2006 Miss Texas Rollergirl
2004-2010: Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA)
2006-2007 President
2007-2010 Past President
2005-2006: Texas Rollergirls, Texecutioners, Captain
2006 WFTDA Dust Devil, 1st Place
April 2006: Retired
2009-present: Texas Rollergirls, Rec-n-Roller Derby

Original Bio:

Hometown: Austin, TX
Occupation: Hydrologist
Likes: Back scratches and sushi
Dislikes: Thick necks and sticky sweetness

As her name implies, Hydra loves water. It all started when she heard the tales of mermaids of yore, who tempted sailors to their demise by singing a sweet song and luring those swarthy seamen to the deep blue depths. Hydra realized that she, too, could reel in a good catch with her Pacific-blue eyes and hypnotic smile.

But fishin’ can get boring and she was never one to wait around for action. She went looking for some thrills and found ’em not at sea, but on wheels. It’s been said that oil and water don’t mix. But when Hydra met the Hotrod Honeys, it became clear that a little grease from the slickest girl gang in Texas just might benefit from the cool H2O Hydra had to offer.

Whether splashing around or drinkin’ it down (with something like some fine single-malt to put a little rev in her engine), Hydra can’t get enough H2O. And it’s a good thing, too, ’cause all those fluids keep her engines from overheating. And helps her run all over her opposition, leading them to their demise like sorry sailors of the sea.

Season:
  • FEB 18
  • MAR 25
  • APR 22
  • MAY 20
  • JUN 17
  • JUL 15