Kitty Karnage

“Dodgson, Dodgson, we got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares.”

Skater name: Kitty Karnage
Skater number: ’85
Position: Jammer, Blocker
Year you started playing for TXRG: 2011
Height: 5.7
Age: 25
Birthday: August 4

Likes: surfing, horror movies, sushi, creepy carnivals/circuses

Dislikes: People asking to take your order when you’re standing a mile away from the counter obviously not ready to order yet, mustard, Affliction t-shirts

Occupation? Saving lives as a Respiratory Therapist in a hospital ICU

Who is your favorite band/musician/group? Queen!

What is your most impressive derby injury? Broken tailbone the very first day of tryouts!

Drink of choice at a bar? Dark beer

Hobbies? Laughing, being outdoors, reading books on serial killers

Other sports you have played? Water polo, swimming, volleyball, basketball, track, softball

When did you start skating? How did you get into derby? Junior high–every weekend! Hadn’t skated since but decided to tryout

Favorite food? Anything with ketchup!

Who inspires you? My sister who has been through a lot in her life and who I will always look up to

What’s the hardest part of being a rollergirl? All of the swooning, adoring fans

Would you like to brag about your skates? Yep. I’m probably the only Texas Rollergirl to have skated on skates primarily made up of duct tape for the first four months

You play several positions, which one is your favorite & why? Jammer. I’m more of an offensive, competitive type

Which one of your tattoos is your favorite – what is it and why? Ants on my foot. My best friend and roommate of six years has the same tat. About four years ago, I was riding her horse when it fell on top of me. My roommate had to pull me out from under the horse. Unfortunately, I managed to fall right in a huge ant pile and she happens to be allergic to ants. Needless to say, the rest of the weekend was spent on the couch, each with an extremely swollen leg (mine crushed and hers bitten up). Why we decided to get ants tattooed on us is beyond me.