“Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.”
-Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

Skater name: Frankendoll
Skater number: 8
Position: Blocker
Year started playing with TXRG: 2013
Other league info:
DC Rollergirls 2009-2012
Dominion Derby Girls 2006-2009

Marital status?
Wait, you mean you can actually have a relationship AND skate roller derby at the same time?! These ladies never cease to amaze me.

What is your most impressive derby injury?
Hmmm, either the compression fracture of left radius and ulna or double wheel bruise to each cheek (of the bottom variety). Probably, definitely, the latter.

What’s your most embarrassing derby moment?
Oh man, I have enough to fill a book.

Favorite food?
BBQ and Cajun.

Favorite roller derby player?
Lil Mama, Grim D. Mise, Polly Gone, Soledad, Chinese Cheker, Roxy Rockett

What are you most thankful for in your life?
My health and the love of my friends and family.

How/why did you pick your derby name?
I changed my name after I broke my arm. The name seemed more fitting since the doc put me back together using spare parts and gummy bears.

How has roller derby impacted your life?
I’m certain I will be spending my golden years in a wheel chair…playing wheel chair derby.

What’s the hardest part of being a rollergirl?
Baring my feet in flip-flops. I mean, seriously, toenails are overrated.

Would you like to brag about your skates?
Yes! I no longer need duct tape to hold them together!

You play several positions, which one is your favorite & why?
The one where I’m beating the brakes off of the opposing team’s jammer.

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