Kitty Karnage

Skater name: Kitty Karnage
Skater number: 85
Position: Coach
Year you started playing for TXRG: 2011
Height: 5.7
Birthday: August 4

Occupation?
Saving lives as a Respiratory Therapist at a children’s hospital

What is your most impressive derby injury?
Broken rib, broken tail bone…not too impressive

Hobbies?
Other than skating….indulging in new foods, laughing, hiking, drinking beer, swimming

Other sports you have played?
Water polo, swimming, track, volleyball, basketball, softball

When did you start skating?
Started skating in junior high. Hadn’t skated since but thought I would tryout!

Favorite food?
Ketchup…does that count as food?

Who inspires you?
My mother who has beaten cancer and despite all struggles has remained the strongest women I’ve ever known!

How has roller derby impacted your life?
I have no free time!!!! And I have met some amazing people

What’s the hardest part of being a rollergirl?
Bruises! I always look like I have just been beaten up

First thing you do after a derby bout:
Drink a beer

Which one of your tattoos is your favorite – what is it and why?
Ants on my foot. My best friend and roommate of seven years has the same one. About four years ago, I was riding her horse when it fell on top of me. She had to pull me out from under the horse to save my leg. Unfortunately, I managed to fall right in a huge ant pile and she happens to be allergic to ants. Needless to say, the rest of the weekend was spent on the couch, each with an extremely swollen leg (mine crushed and hers bitten up). Why we decided to get ants tattooed on us is beyond me.

Season:
  • FEB 17
  • MAR 31
  • APR 28
  • MAY 19
  • JUN 23
  • JUL 07
  • AUG 11