Desi Cration

“Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.” -Yogi Berra

Announcer/Retired Skater

Skater Name: Desi Cration
Skater number: 222
Position: Blocker, Jammer
Year you started playing for TXRG: 2007
Years played elsewhere: 2005-2007 Minnesota Rollergirls
Birthday: 2/22

Occupation? Research scientist

Martial status? Married to announcer/coach “Koolaid

Are you a mom? I sure am. My son attended 2 tournaments and multiple bouts in utero. Ex utero he assisted me in doing on mic skater interviews. I also have an awesome stepdaughter who is a former derby brat.

What is your most impressive derby injury? I broke a skater’s collarbone with a hit. Wait, you mean mine? I lost a battle with a penalty box chair in 2008 and often wear a shoulder brace to keep my shoulder in the socket because of it.

Hobbies? Not anymore.

Other sports you have played? Rugby, Ice Hockey, Soccer, Swimming

Favorite food? Bacon

What are you most thankful for in your life? My amazing, supportive family. And bacon.

What’s the hardest part of being a rollergirl? Balancing derby practice and derby business with family and work.

You play several positions, which one is your favorite & why? I like to be the rear most blocker. That way I’m the first thing the opposing jammer sees when she approaches the pack.

Season:
  • FEB 18
  • MAR 25
  • APR 22
  • MAY 20
  • JUN 17
  • JUL 15