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Saturday, February 14, 2015

The BloodShed | 6110 Trade Center Drive, Suite 101 B. ATX, 78744

Tickets start at only $12, and because seating is limited, this game WILL sell out — buy your ticket today! 

5PM: Doors
5:45PM: Opening Ceremonies
6PM: Game 1 — Hustlers vs. Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
7:30PM Game 2 — Hell Marys vs. Hotrod Honeys
VIP ticket holders can enter the facility at 4:45PM! 

Parking at the Shed is FREE. There are parking spots available in front of our facility, and street parking is available along Trade Center Drive.

General admission seating is floor seating & standing room only. Chairs are available in our VIP section, and handicap chairs are available upon request. Bringing your own chairs is not permitted.

We’ll have food trucks available for you to purchase some delicious local food, and drinks, including beer/wine, will be on sale inside the Shed during the night. Please, no outside food or drinks!

Austin-local band, Rugaroux, will be playing before the bout and at halftime!

2014 Whammy Awards

TXRG_SealThe Texas Rollergirls annual Whammy Awards is the official kick-off party for a new season — we celebrate the previous season’s success and give awards to some very important people!

Our 2014 Whammy Awards were a huge hit — and we’d like to especially thank Pink Avocado for catering our event and Electra Events for helping this night go off without a hitch!

Award Winners:

Hell Marys
Best Jammer

Best Offensive Blocker
Notorious D.I.E

Best Defensive Blocker
Notorious D.I.E

Smarty Pants

Captains’s Choice
The Mad Hatcher

Honky Tonk Heartbreakers
Best Jammer
Barbie Got Back

Best Offensive Blocker
Headless Highness

Best Defensive Blocker
DeBella DeBall

Sideshow Ho

Captains’s Choice
Nine Lives

Hotrod Honeys
Best Jammer
Hauss The Boss

Best Offensive Blocker

Best Defensive Blocker
Olivia Shootin’ John

Olivia Shootin’ John

Captains’s Choice
B Money (Hell Marys Captain)

Best Jammer

Best Offensive Blocker
Fifi Nomenon

Best Defensive Blocker
Fifi Nomenon

Fifi Nomenon

Captains’s Choice
Mostly Harmless

Firing Squad
Best Jammer

Best Offensive Blocker
Notorious D.I.E

Best Defensive Blocker


Captain’s Choice
Shiner Blond

Best Jammer
Hauss The Boss

Best Offensive Blocker
Fifi Nomenon

Best Defensive Blocker
Smarty Pants

Smarty Pants

Captain’s Choice

League Awards
Jammer of the Year
Hauss the Boss

Offensive Blocker of the Year
Fifi Nomenon

Defensive Blocker of the Year
Smarty Pants

Most Valuable Player
Smarty Pants

Most Improved
Brown Buttah

Ms Texas Rollergirl
Angel O

Other League Awards
Best Assets

Camera Hog
Big Nasty

Best League Spirit
Angel O

Best Volunteer
Q- Ball Craze

Best NSO
Goldie Clocks

Best Referee
Brass Monkey

Life of the Afterparty
Stone Her

Fan Favorite Awards
Who is your favorite Texas Rollergirl?
Fifi Nomenon

Which is your favorite Home Team?
Hell Marys

Golden Mic – Who was your favorite announcer or crowd wrangler?
Chip Queso

Shutterbug Award – Who was your favorite photographer?
Jennifer Ramos

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Treat your Valentine like a VIP

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Join us on Saturday, February 14, for a Valentine’s you won’t soon forget! This night kicks off our 2015 Texas Rollergirls season and the first game will feature the Honky Tonk Heartbreakers taking on the Hustlers! After that, you’ll enjoy the ’14 Champs rematch of the Hotrod Honeys versus the Hell Marys.

This double-header bout takes place at our premier facility, The BloodShed. Located in south east Austin, this night will be a great night of roller derby, with the fun, up-close action you’ve come to know and love!

Treat your date like a true VIP with our Date Night Package — you’ll get 2 VIP tickets, plus a bouquet of roses hand delivered to your date by a Texas Rollergirl during the night!

VIP Date Night packages are $80.00, and can be purchased here.


2015 Texas Rollergirls Officiating Bootcamp

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Are you a roller derby referee or non-skating official?

Join us for a two day bootcamp that will help expand your skillset and better your officiating!

This two day camp will take place at our training facility, The BloodShed, and will include WFTDA standard practices and rules. We’ll have classroom training and hands-on scrimmage scenario training (so bring your gear, folks!). Any and all officials are welcome — whether you’re wanting a refresher before the home season starts, or you’re interested in becoming an official!


Saturday, January 24: 9AM – 5PM
Sunday, January 25: 9AM – 3PM
Note: Both days will include lunch breaks!

Cost: $20.00 per day OR $30.00 for both days

Payment: Send Payment via Paypal to officials.txrg@gmail.com, or pay when you arrive

Happy Holidays from the Texas Rollergirls!

Texas Rollergirls would like to wish you happy holidays and thank you for your part in making our 2014 season amazing! We moved into our new home, the practice facility we lovingly call, “The Bloodshed.” The Bloodshed has brought together all of our programs under one roof and has been critical in our continued innovation in roller derby, none of which would have been possible without your generous support.

Additional 2014 Highlights:
We are excited to announce the introduction of the Texas Rollergirls Junior All-Stars this year! These young women, aged 8-17, are mentored and trained by our world-renowned All-Star travel team, the Texecutioners, who are ranked 5th in the world.

Our travel B-team, the Firing Squad, finished an undefeated season (5-0), competing in a tournament and games across the U.S.

The 2nd Roller Derby World Cup was recently held in Dallas, Texas, where ten of our skaters competed representing various countries:

Team Canada: Sarah Hipel
Team Greece: Bullet Sucker, Molotov M. Pale, SideShow Ho
Team Norway: Kategory 5
Team South Africa: Booty Queen
Team USA: Fifi Nomenon, Polly Gone, Smarty Pants, Trauma

Along with competing, the Texas Rollergirls hosted and trained hundreds of international skaters, as well as a handful of leagues, hailing from South Africa, The Netherlands, Colombia, France, Argentina, Greece, Norway, Ireland and Mexico.

The Texas Rollergirls are the founders of modern roller derby and are referred to as the “godmothers” to hundreds of leagues around the world. As we continue to lead the way in developing the sport, we are also committed to our community volunteering in programs, like Keep Austin Beautiful street clean-up. With your support we can continue these programs that touch so many lives both here at home and around the world.

As a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization, Texas Rollergirls are supported and operated by volunteers, which includes our skaters, referees, non-skating officials, fans, parents, children, and you!

We would greatly appreciate your continued support to keep us rolling in 2015!

2015 VIP Smack Packs and season passes ON SALE NOW!

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Get your 2015 VIP Smack Packs and season passes NOW! They make a perfect gift for your derby-loving friends, or treat yourself!

VIP Smack Packs are truly the best way to enjoy the Texas Rollergirls
With the VIP Smack Pack, you’ll get early entry into the games, laminated VIP credentials (to show that you’re a TRUE derby fan!), premier seating, visits from your favorite skaters, and the undying love of the Texas Rollergirls!
Adult Smack Packs are only $125.00
Kid Smack Packs (ages 3-12) are only $60.00

Want to enjoy derby the cheapest way possible? Go for our season passes — only $10 per bout for adult passes, this is absolutely the best deal on tickets you’ll find! Kids season passes (ages 5-12) are only $30.00!

Texas Rollergirls at the World Cup!


The Roller Derby World Cup takes place in Dallas from December 4-7, and Texas Rollergirls is proud to say that 8 of our own will be competing (including 2 of our 2015 season rookies)!

Smarty Pants – Team USA
Polly Gone - Team USA
Fifi Nomenon – Team USA
Trauma – Team USA
Sarah Hipel – Team Canada
Booty Queen – Team ZA (South Africa)
Bullet Sucker – Team Greece
Sideshow Ho – Team Greece
Molotov M. Pale – Team Greece
Kategory 5 – Team Norway

If you find yourself in Dallas this weekend, be sure to stop by the Kay Bailey Hutchison Convention Center to cheer on your Texas Rollergirls as they skate with and against women from all over the world. The full schedule of games can be found here. The first game starts Thursday, Dec. 4, at 9 am, and the championship bout will be played the evening of Sunday, Dec. 7. You can also watch all of the games live online at RollerDerbyWorldCup.com.

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December Open Skate

Friday Night Lites

December’s Friday Night Lites will be happening on a Wednesday! Texas Rollergirls would like to invite all World Cup visitors and local skaters to join us on Wednesday, December 10, for an open scrimmage.

What: Open Skate Scrimmage (no officials!)
When: Wednesday, December 10, 7 PM-10 PM
Where: The BloodShed
Bring: Black & white numbered shirts
Cost: $10 cash (Please bring exact change)

Scrimmage will start no later than 8. Come and play derby where it all started!

Rec League: Orientation

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Roller derby.  You’ve heard about it, now come learn to play the fastest growing sport in America with the league that started it all!  The Texas Rollergirls recreational league is looking for a few good women to join us on the track!  No experience necessary, the Texas Rollergirls will teach you everything you need to know to play flat track roller derby.  Practice once or twice a week, and when you’re ready, invite your friends and family to see you rule the track in one of our intraleague scrimmages!Join us for an orientation at our practice space, The BloodShed, (6110 Trade Center Drive, Suite 101b, Austin TX 78744) on Friday, December 12, at 7 PM.

Registration for our Spring session opens on December 12th.  We skate on Thursday nights and Sunday mornings.

2015′s Rec Session Schedule:
Session 1: 1/4 – 3/15
Session 2: 3/29 – 6/14
Session 3: 6/28 – 8/16
Session 4: 9/13 – 11/22

For more information: http://www.texasrollergirls.org/rec-derby/ or email us at recleague@texasrollergirls.org

It’s Not Too Late: Sign Up for Jr League Today!


The Texas Rollergirls Jr League officially started back up on September 7, but it’s not too late to sign up! Registration is still open, so sign up your junior skater today.

Fall Session 2014: September 7th to November 23rd
Practice Times: Sundays: 1pm to 2:30pm, Wednesdays: 6:30pm to 8:00pm
Bout Dates: September 28th, October 26th, November 23rd

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