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Pre-Game Rundown: Home Teams Double Header

May 18th, 2017


Get ready for another night of roller derby action with the Texas Rollergirls! These games will decide who goes to the championship game, so you don’t want to miss it!

boThe first game of the night is gonna be the Hotrod Honeys taking on the Hell Marys. Get ready for this swirling fight of black and pink and plaid. The Hotrod Honeys came out victorious in their last game against the Hustlers back in May and they’re looking for another win against the Hell Marys. Keep an eye on Hotrod jammers Stone-Her, Olivia Shootin’ John, Legal Knievel, and Grace Lightning. These jammers are fast, so you’re gonna have to keep your eyes open as they juke in and out of Hell Mary walls to make sure you don’t miss it. The heavy swirling defense and offense of Bo Jacks’em, Nine Lives, and MariEZ Livin will keep the Hell Mary jammers and blockers on their toes the entire game.

The Hell Marys, who also won their last game in May against the Honkytonk Heartbreakers, will be putting up an intense fight against the Hotrods. The heavy defense of veteran Hell Marys Trauma, Peace War, and Dolores Fuertes will be both traumatizing and terrifying to the Hotrod jammers. Jammers Freight Train, Gravy, Baby! and Jennacide will be working the Hotrod walls with their jukes and spins. This game will be an intense start to a night of hard hits and fast-moving action.

heartshustlers-150x150Next, the Hustlers will be taking on the Honkytonk Heartbreakers. Both teams are coming off of a loss, so they’ll be ready to show up and fight for that W. The Hustlers will be using their solid, unwavering walls to rattle the Heartbreaker jammers, including heavy hitters CC Boom, Bittercup, and Kill �?Ems. They’ll be defending against the oncoming Heartbreaker jammers while the Hustlers jammers Nicki Ticki Timebomb, Alley Oops, and Spread Eagle squeeze through on the lines, making things difficult for the Heartbreaker defense.

The Heartbreakers are at a loss for the season so they’re gonna come out swinging. Luckily, the Heartbreakers have a deep jammer rotation, so they can throw a few different styles at the Hustlers walls. Their main (small, but fierce) jammers will be Thugs Bunny, Delirium Trigger, and V-H8, but you also might see Cold Case and Tear-o-Bite wearing the star. When they aren’t wearing the star, Cold Case and Tear-o-Bite, along with Danke Shame and Elle B. Bach will be doing their best to make the Hustler jammers’ lives unbearable.

This our last game before champs and we can’t wait to see you — THIS Saturday, June 17, at the Austin Sports Center at 425 Woodward St. Doors open at 5pm, whistle at 6, but we suggest getting there early to secure a seat. This bout will sell out, so buy your tickets in advance here. This is a family-friendly event — bring your kids, your mom, your best friend, and your enemies! Love ya til it hurts!